Outside the Box
by Scott London
A survey-taker asks me if I’m religious.
“No,” I say.
“So you don’t believe in God?”
“Of course I do,” I say.
“So you’re a non-religious believer?”
I suppose so, whatever that means.
Without intending to, I seem to confound bureaucrats and pollsters. Much of the time I’m either all of the above or none of the above.